Ok one....cold...
number two muscular girls
Big Breasts T_T
Goth Girls
Dirty Talk
But if you want to get technical, a nice shapely girl wouldn't be bad, not saying model esque....well if it's model thin then get away from me ASAP,also "I'm the goddamn best thing around" attitude doesn't go with me whatsoever.
TURN OFF'S
Scat.
Bestiality.
Incest.
Ageplay.
Mistress/slave and Master/Slave play.
Bi/Gau guys hitting on me.
Minors, you shouldn't even be here shoo!